SCP#1005
item:1005
object class:safe
special containment procedure:

SCP-1005 is to be maintained at site 17 in a 3m x 3m x 3m holding room aquipped with dim lighting. scp-1005 has no nutritional requirements aside from a need to maintain hydration levels; humidity in the holding chamber should be kept at a minimum 70% when possible, and at least one (1) liter of water provided for consumption daily. scp-1005 does not need to sleep, and has requested a chair in which to relax when not undergoing study (granted). scp-1005 also does not produce any waste, losing water only to evaporation, thus minimal clean-up is required; scp-1005 has volunteered to give its chamber a monthly cleaning, to prevent build-up of paint residue (under consideration) .

description:

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