Michael Ganschow-Green

Thought to be the "missing link", Michael Ganschow-Green
was thawed from a block of ice found during a polar
expedition. After years of study and social readjustment.
He was realeased into the public and placed in the role of a
web design instructor. His peculiar style of teaching often
involves wild gestures and odd noises directed toward the
"magic display box" in order to get it to do his bidding.
Secretly he plots to take over the world using the World Wide
Web as his power base.