Professor Reddy Tooreetire has been teaching for nearly eight decades and has been a respected member of the design world for well over a century. Commonly quoted: "Nothing surprises me any more."

Professor Evrywun Getsanay is beloved by students and individuals who claim to be students but don't do much work. Commonly quoted: "Yes, yes, everything is perfect!"

Professor Enndless Lektures absolutely loves teaching and is a firm believer that all classes should be in-person and a minimum of four hours long. Commonly quoted: "Oh, class is over already?"

Professor Yourart Hurtzmyeyes is our newest instructor, fresh from Paris, France, a city famous for its art. Commonly quoted: "Students create such... well... um, interesting designs."