Project   Two

Upon reviewing my design, I realized I had my work cut out for me. Rotated images, overlays, custom logos, ridiculously long and drawn out stories with no basis in reality, how was I going to do it all?

Then, down from the heavens descended the one they call "Michael Ganshow-Green," a curious man who, as I have observed, enjoys the Peace Teas. He spent weeks of instruction time going over how to code every single part of a website that I needed, and more. Its like he was a teacher or something of the sort.

I spent the next few weeks working on my creation; refining until refine I could do no more. Working while my family went on without me. "Where is mommy," asked my non-existent child, "I miss her jokes and great hair." It was at this point I realized....

I have finished.

Shaking, vomiting, I opened FileZilla on my 2023 MacMini with the latest OS installed, as proceeded to upload my Magnum Opus.

So, dear reader, I give you, my website! Please, refrain from any negative remarks about the design choices, as every waking moment of mine has been spent on this website. Or be negative, its your choice.