Just because your mommy said you draw pretty pictures doesn't mean you got what it takes to be a designer.

Enter Graphic Communications department head Dan Bouweraerts. If you're a pansy ass who needs everything sugar coated, you will cry. So put on your big boy pants and sign up for a class.

Dan is actually an impressively designed robot created by the department back in 1987. He is programmed to state such things as "I went to Cal Poly" and "I have a passion for typography."

Feel free to contact him via email: dbouweraerts@tmcc.edu