Faculty

Brian Wells, MFA

Brian was drawn by chinese slave labor during pre-production of the Simpsons. He then went in search of Ren and Stimpy in the forests of Oregon. Eventually he ended up earning a Master's in Fine Arts and now teachies various Art and Design classes at TMCC.

Michael Ganschow-Green

Mike was born a half-giant near the Lonely Mountain. His great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfather fought for Sauron in the Battle of the Morannon. Unfortunately he fell off the Black Gate early in the battle. He did leave a son who had a taste for human virgins, one of which bore Mike's distant ancestor.