Ron Marston is a full-time professor at the Graphic Communications program here at TMCC. His duties include teaching students how to weild the pen tool as if it were a lightsaber as well as deprecating the unfortunate with his blatant sarcasm and dry sense of humor. He's also a Faculty Senator chairperson or something. Like Queen Amidala.

Also, he likes to brag about his self-built granite record player, as if that's so cool.