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Leads a double life as a Polish Polka star. Once fell down the Great Pyramid.Once fell UP the Great Pyramid. Discovered the Lost City of Atlantis, but then lost it again. Is secetly dating a celebrity that doesn't know he exists. His Twitter account states: the numbers of followers you have does not make you better, because hitler had millions and jesus had 12.
Dan Bauraurts put the hot in psychotic and wants you to know the fat on his body is designer had an awkward moment in a metal detector when he set it off with his abs of steel. He’s so fresh they call him febreeze and is a recovering ice cream addict.
Brian Wells won an arm-wrestling contest with Chuck Norris. Formerly ambassador to Australia. Was born with a pink mohawk. Can speak Braille. Is considered a god by a small tribe in Papua New Guinea. Is the only person to sit through [some movie you all hate]. Cried while watching Terminator. Was the inspiration for the movie Rocky.
Michael Granschow-Green is that weird guy who lives in the van parked across the street from your house. He is allergic to everything, especially air and water. His most recent book, the title of which is unpronounceable in any human language, spent 30 seconds at the top of the best seller list in the Autonomous Republic of Erewhon. One day he will destroy you all.
