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Design with confidence.

We are pumped to launch the brand new World's BEST Website
Ever! Our goal is bring you the absolute best in website design!
However, big disclaimer, we can't bring back all the awesome
design trends from the mid 90s - that stuff you miss you so much -
because we have to adapt to new software in order for this
website to work correctly! We really want to bring back those old
javascript cursors (they're the best) but we can't because
browsers won't let us. But, we can promise you won’t be
disappointed!