Ron is a stand up comedian. Born in December, he is single, Jewish, likes Superman [his ATM code is "Jor-El" for Superman's father], has a lucky T-shirt called "Golden Boy" and is extremely neurotic when it comes to germs and cleanliness. Ron once reconsidered a relationship with a girlfriend with fungicide in her bathroom; and another time, he couldn't bring himself to kiss his girlfriend, after discovering her toothbrush had fallen into the toilet.
Dan Bouweraerts is one of Michael Ganschow-Green's best friends at TMCC. Known to his friends as Dan, he is a neighbor of the Ganshow Green's and lives on Spooner Street in Quahog, Rhode Island. Professionally,Dan is an airplane pilot, but romantic entanglements have, at times, interfered with his performance at work. Dan is also known for coming up with double-entendres and muttering "giggity". Despite his faults, Dan is usually a good friend and neighbor to the Ganschow-Green family
Micheal Ganschow-Green and his family live in Quahog, Rhode Island. Speaking with a thick New England accent, he operates as if he is smarter than everyone else, but in reality he is. He spends his free time drinking at the Drunken Clam with his buddies, Ron Marston, Dan Bouweraerts and Brian Wells. Michael has worked for various companies, including the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery and the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory. Also, Michael has a long history of fighting with a large, yellow chicken.
Brian is in "waste management." Born Italian-American in 1959, he grew up in Newark and West Orange, New Jersey. Today, Brian Wells is married and the acting boss of the DiMeo family, the most powerful criminal organization in New Jersey. When the pressures from his job and family life started to give Brian anxiety attacks, he hooked up with female therapist, Dr. Jennifer Melfi, a Prozac-prescribing psychiatrist. Now Brian's got his own private shrink with whom he can share all his problems.
