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Mr. Fielder

Mr. Fielder

Graduating from Canada's top business school with "really good grades," Mr. Fielder brings his expertise in advanced negotiation techniques and unconventional marketing strategies. Ask him about Dumb Starbucks's mission statement.

Jeremy

Known simply as Jeremy, this man is insane and sick in the head. Listen to him say "AA EE OO." and watch in bewilderment. Jeremy was fired from his previous school for making his students "peep the horror."

Jeremy
Mr. Roy

Mr. Roy

Mr. Roy teaches Business Strategy, but make no mistake: he’s only here until his father finally hands him the reins of Waystar Royco. He is the eldest boy of his family and an incredible rapper. Rabbits can have a little bagel.

Prof. Bob

Those who know:

Prof. Bob
Kojima-San

Kojima-San

Kojima-San is a visionary instructor known for pioneering what he calls "strand-type" lectures. He will regularly nickname his students off of his favorite movies. ex. Die Hardman. Pro tip: Don’t let him scan you.

Corey

Corey teaches... something?

Corey